عید بر عاشقان مبارک باد

FDA = Food And Drug Administration
مدیریت غذا و دارو


DVD = Digital Video Disc
لوح فشرده ویدئویی رقمی


FTP = File Transfer Protocol
پرتوکل انتقال فایل
WWW = World Wide Web
جهان پهناور وب


WYSIWYG = what you see is what you get
چیزی رو که می بینی چیزیه که می گیری



BBC = British Broadcasting Corporation
شرکت صداوسیمای بریتانیا


CNN = Cable News Network
شبکه اخبار کابلی


ATM = Automatic Teller Machine
ماشین تحویل دار خودکار

دستگاهایی که برای دریافت پول از حساب استفاده می شود ATM می باشد که اکثر بانکها دارای این سیستم می باشند .


PDA = Personal Digital Assistant
دستیار شخصی رقمی (کامپیوتر جیبی)

البته یک PDA دیگر نیز وجود داره که به معنی دیگری هست


PDA = Public Display Of Affection
نمایش عمومی عاطفه و مهربانی


POB = Post Office Box
جعبه اداره پست


R&B = Rhythm and Blues
ریتم و حالتهای افسردگی


RBC = Red Blood Cells
سلول های سرخ خون


SMS = Short Messaging Service
سرویس پیام کوتاه


MMS = MultiMedia Message Service
سرویس پیام چندرسانه ای


EMS = Emergency Medical Service
سرویس پزشکی فوری


PTO=
Please Turn Over
برو به صفحه بعد


i.e=
id est
به بیان دیگر

MBA = Master Of Business Administration
استاد مدیریت تجارت


این درس یکی از رشته های دانشگاه است .
CNG = Compressed Natural Gas
گاز طبیعی فشرده


CNC = Computer Numerical Control
کنترل عددی کامپیوتر


BFA = bachelor of fine arts
لیسانس هنرهای ظریف


BS = Bachelor Of Science
لیسانس علوم


BA = Bachelor Of Arts
لیسانس هنرها


NBA = National BasketBall Association
انجمن بسکتبال ملی

DNA = deoxyribonucleic acid
اصطلاح زیستی
مشخصات داخلی و ارثی یک بدن با این مشخصه تعیین می شود



IC = Integrated Circuit
مدار مجمع
یا
مدار تقسیم شده

وسیله ای در علم الکترونیک است که استفاده ای پرکاربرد دارد .


CSR = Cell Switch Router
فکر می کنم برای غلیظ کردن خون بکار می ره
والا در این مخفف اطلاعاتی ندارم


البته این هم یک CSR دیگست که شاید بد نباشه اینم بنویسم
CSR = Customer Service Represtative
نماینده سرویس مشتری


CRT = CATHODE-RAY TUBE
که ما مانیتورهای لبخندی صداش می کنیم


LCD = Liquid Crystal Display
نمایش کریستال مایع


etc = et cetera
در آخر جملات انگلیسی به عنوان کلمه ی = غیره یا چند تا نقطه قرار می گیرد
مانند :
The Computers Have Software And Hardware andetc


BASIC = Beginner"s All-purpose Symbolic Instruction Code
مخفف زبان برنامه نویسی


WVS= Women"s Voluntary Services
وظایف اختیاری زنان


Low Density Area =LDA
محدوده با چگالی کم


MIDI = Musical Instrument Digital Interface
رابط رقمی وسیله ساخت موسیقی


ICT = Information and Communications Technologies
فناوری ارتباطات و اطلاعات


WHO= World Health Organizationسازمان بهداشت جهانی


WTO= World Tourism Organization سازمان گردشگری جهانی


WTO= World Trade Organization سازمان تجارت جهانی


KFC = Kentucky Fried Chicken (restaurantn
مزغ سخاری کنتاکی


ADSL = Assymetric Digital Subscriber Line
خط مصوب رقمی نامتقارن


ICU = Intensive Care Unit
واحد مراقبتهای شدید


Local Printer Terminal = LPT
پایانه چاپگر مرکزی



DSL = Digital Subscriber Line
خط مصوب رقمی


DPI = Dots Per Inch
نقاط در هر اینچ
یک واحد شمارش پیکسل در نمایش تصاویر گرافیکی


RTL = Real Time Logic
منطق زمان بلادرنگ


TIF = Tagged Image File
فایل تصویری ضمیمه شده


JPG = Graphics file type/extension
نوع فایل گرافیکی

تمام لذت عمرم همین است که مولایم امیر المومنین است

13رجب مبارک

راز حروف A,B,C,D

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.

The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"

One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."

"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn"t even know what a lie was."

The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

A teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
teacher: What are you waiting for?
student: I don"t know which side to write the other 5!

Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Teacher: That"s nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Student: No. I was standing on it.

Customer: Excuse me, but I saw your thumb in my soup when you were carrying it.
Waitress: Oh, that"s okay. The soup isn"t hot.

The teacher to a student: Conjugate the verb "to walk" in simple present.
The student: I walk. You walk ....
The teacher intruptes him: Quicker please.
The student: I run. You run ...

A: Why are all those people running?
B: They are running a race to get a cup.
A: Who will get the cup?
B: The person who wins.
A: Then why are all the others running?

Teacher: Did you father help you with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.

In a restaurant:

Customer: Waiter, waiter! There is a frog in my soup!!!
Waiter: Sorry, sir. The fly is on vacation.

A man is talking to God.
The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it"s about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me it"s a penny."
The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "Wait a minute."

An elementary school teacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of school.

"If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I will promise not to believe everything your child says happens at home.

Two factory workers are talking.
The  first man says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."
The second man replies, "And how would you do that?"
The first man says, "Just wait and see." He then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.

The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?"
The firstman replies, "I"m a light bulb."
The boss then says, "You"ve been working so much that you"ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off."
The man starts to follow him and the boss says, "Where are you going?"
The man says, "I"m going home, too. I can"t work in the dark."

A: Meet my new born brother.
B: Oh, he is so handsome! What"s his name?
A: I don"t know. I can"t understand a word he says.

The First 3 Years of Marriage

• In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
• In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
• In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen

Q: What letter is a part of the head?
A: I. (eye)

Q: What letter is a drink